can you imagine in like 30 years people saying “i wish my life was like a 2010’s movie” omfg
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
I SHIP IT
when the pizza so good you have an existential crisis
*Men in Black song plays in the distance*
"we’re having guests over come downstairs"
I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”
I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS
i wasn’t expecting this but something tells me i should’ve been
Imagine having a great relationship with Loki. Yet the differences between you two, or the lives you planned for yourselves, seem to get in the way.
Imagine Loki’s reaction when you try to break up with him.
S.H.I.E.L.D.’s public relations department decides to take nice photos of the Avengers so that they can send them to the media whenever the team goes public. They somehow manage to convince Thor to put on normal clothes and get through the photoshoots pretty quickly.
Except Tony wouldn’t stop preening and duck facing. They eventually gave up and used the “best” one. To this day, Tony still gets the stink eye from the head of PR.
I also accept this headcanon